Top ten reasons why Haitian people cannot be terrorist .

Date: Mar 25, 2006

RE: Top ten reasons why Haitian people cannot be terrorist .

Date: Mar 22, 2006

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Date: Mar 18, 2006

These are the top ten reasons why Haitian people cannot be terrorist ......

1.) 6:45am is too damn early for us to be up.

2.)We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights.

3.)Pretty people on the plane distract us.

4.) We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.

5.) With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.

6.) We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.

7.) We would ALL want to fly the plane.

8.) We would argue and start a fight in the plane.

9.) We can't keep a secret; we would have told everyone a week before doing it.

10.) We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.